Why the title, you may ask? Well, for some inexplicable
reason, Mia’s brought a fluffy little black puppy with her in the audience. You can't see it too clearly in the shot, but it seems to be a small black poodle. Altogether now, people – awwwww.
The actual show starts with us getting to see who was voted
off the previous week. It’s not clear when this was shot, but it was certainly
shot soon after the last performance show. It feels really odd – I keep going,
oh yeah, that’s what happened last week, can we get to the dancing already? It’s
hard to be too invested in watching Sandra and Jonnis leave. Lauren Sanchez’s
attempts to draw out the tension feel even more artificial than this kind of
thing usually does, and the whole thing’s just kind of boring. Watching this
makes me really nervous about not have a results show in the upcoming season. I
have no idea how they’ll handle it, but I hope they do a better job, because
this method is not good.
