Sunday, September 2, 2012

Season 2, Episode 6: A Slow Start

With Season 9 currently airing, it is easy to see just how different people look. Nigel looks much younger, but Mary looks almost the same (the big difference being the extent to which her face is able to move). Cat looks only slightly younger, which is manifestly unfair. She is also just as gorgeous now as she was then. If I didn’t love Cat, I would hate her.

The show starts with a lot of warm up, most of it unnecessary. Did we need to see recaps of the judges “favorite” auditions? No, we distinctly did not. And while it was fun seeing Nick Lazzarini spinning, leaping, and flipping around the stage (sometimes all three at once!), I was more than ready for the show to actually begin.

More necessary was Cat’s explanation of the way the show’s format had been changed for season 2. Season 2 is the start of what I still think of as the “standard” SYTYCD format: the bottom 3 couples perform solos on a separate results show, and then the judges pick one guy and one girl to send home. This new format is a drastic improvement over the season 1 format, where the judges picked the bottom three and then America sent 2 dancers home. Let’s face it – America doesn’t vote for contestants who don’t get air time, which means a lot of great dancers are vulnerable for no good reason at the beginning of a season. Letting the judges pick who to save helps neutralize this problem. It also lets the judges get a sense of who America loves and dislikes; if a dancer is in the bottom more than 2 weeks in a row, they generally go home.*

Another change is that each choreographer does two totally different numbers for the show (if you remember, in season 1 two couples often performed the same routine). Huzzah for a more interesting show and less lazy choreographers! Shane Sparks did a number for Donyelle and Benji, and another number for Dmitry and Joy. The judges love the former and hate the latter – I think they’re both pretty boring, personally. Alex da Silva puts together a nightclub salsa for Ivan and Allison, and a mambo for Musa and Natalie. The mambo is barely adequate and the salsa is one of the most ridiculous routines I’ve ever seen. Allison shakes, shimmies, and dazzles her way around the stage, while Ivan all but stands still. In one of the harsher but more accurate critiques, the judges tell Ivan he was basically a prop. It was difficult to notice any of that, however, as Ivan was wearing a hot pink newsboy cap. NEWSFLASH: No one, male or female, should ever wear a hot pink newsboy cap. I could barely take my eyes off the thing.

The other two ballroom routines, both choreographed by Ron Montez, were entirely forgettable. Stanislav and Erin performed a paso doble; he’s ballroom, so unsurprisingly he was good, but she looked even more uncomfortable than Ivan did (although she moved more). Ryan and Heidi performed a Viennese Waltz that was almost entirely lacking in close hold. There were also not one, but TWO disco routines – a seventies disco and an eighties disco. Because apparently there is a difference? I think only Doriana and Nigel can tell. Both routines, performed by Jaymz and Jessica and Ben and Ashlee respectively, are just plain boring.

The remaining two pieces, choreographed by Tyce, are basically two more forgettable pieces in an unmemorable show. Jason and Alesandra perform a contemporary routine, and usually I like Tyce’s contemporary choreography, but this is just bad. The dancers spend most of their time reaching longingly into space. I always wonder what they’re reaching for. The answer to the eternal why? The promise of springtime? A bag of jelly beans?

The other Tyce routine is a Broadway number done by Travis and Martha. I don’t like the choreography for this one either – Tyce’s Broadway numbers tend to be filled with jazz hands and cheesy Fosse-eque moves. I can almost hear Mama Rose from Gypsy hollering “Sing out, Louise!” Sigh. This was the routine I was most excited about, too, because it’s Travis’s first routine. Travis is arguably SYTYCD’s most successful alum, and this dance is really the beginning of his journey. It was a bit of a let down to find that it felt pretty mundane. What do you think?


*And if the judges don’t send them home, they should.

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